Why don't more children wear bonnets? When & why did they fall out of 'fashion'? Will they (are they!?) making a resurgence? Why are bonnets generally regarded as sweet for use as a 'photo prop' for newborn portraits, but somehow they don't carry over into every day attire for that child? Why are we depriving babies & toddlers of warm, adorable, bonnet-clad heads? And while we are pondering these deep philosophical questions, may I also ask, why in the hell don't more restaurants serve curly fries?